One day I'll have it all, muhahahahaha

I've looked up to many Japanese and European depiction of sexual act movies product ingenious and ingenuity designs. How Cisco creates defacto networking standards, how Microsoft cons the world with a lame operating system, how Coca Cola is the drink that every human being on earth and in space have tasted once in their lifetime & how.....

But nothing comes even close to the design and standard of Bayerische Motoren Werke aka BMW. 5 series yg baru nih klua cantik giler nak arwah. Dah la model series 3, 5, 7 and X6 yg sedia ada nih dah lawa klemeks. Boleh tergamak dia klua yang lagi lawa. Gua tabik spring kat designer dia. lepas tengok sneak peak video shot kat paultan.org aku almost nawaitu rafaal hadasil akhbari. Dulu dia klua konsep macam eagle. Lampu depan dia giler provoke. kalau kat highway kene cucuk konfirm pressure siot. Tapi kali ni boleh dia terpikir pulak nak buat ala ala shark jerung yg ganas... coding speachless beb...


So, satu hari nanti harap2nyer aku dapat jadi ahlil pengumpul kereta2 BMW kat msia nih. Teringat lah plak rumah jiran aku (tetiba mengaku jiran, boleh? :p ) kat gombak. banyak yg amat kereta BMW. Pakcik tu punya BMW paling uptodate. kat Munich baru klua, Msia tak masuk lagi dia mesti dah ada punya model tu. tapi sekarang mereka dan keluarga meraka dah pindah.tak dapek la sneakpreview live kat Gombak lagi :(. also, dulu kete baru mercedes gabak dia park kat luar pagar rumah jer. ada ker patut. blok jalan satu kampung.


So, utk gambar sila la ker http://paultan.org yer.

Need some Air

Drowning......

Road Tax Kereta

How many times have you seen hustler's barely legal this? It is good that Malaysia's Road Transport Dept incorporate a security sticker for our road tax smlm aku nampak kat road block JPJ, mamat tu lepaskan jer awek Myvi walaupun kete dia tinted tak hengat punya. Tapi bila nak tanggalkan sticker tu kadang2 koyak la or gam dia still ada terlekat kat windscreen kete Bentley aku. Punya la security.... in the end ramai yg biarkan jer roadtax lama tu lekat at the windscreen and that is why you can see byk cam gambar diatas.

But I've found out a great way to clean this:

Messy Windscreen meet WD40, WD40 meet Sticky windscreen

Just spray this and wipe the sticky gam and oily surface. don't get any funny ideas manupulating this tip while watching hustler's barely legal. pedih ok!!!!

Don't be bullied by Hypermarkets

Imagine MariaOzawa the senario where no more kedai runcit/serbaneka. There is only JessicaAlba and MeganFox Care4, Tesco and Asda (hmm kenapa tak der kat Msia eh). Harga kununnyer murah di Hypermarket. Semua org mai pakat beli sini sajer. Kedai runcit semua gulung tikar. End of days tinggal Hypermarket sajer and they have the power to set our groceries market price ikut mak bapak dia. Minggu lepas Sirup Ros 4 ringgit, minggu nih 7 ringgit. WTH!!! Turun sikit sini naik banyak sana. In the end kalau nak beli sirup kat Giant, burger kat Care4, telor kat tesco pulak. Marketing dia org nih licik yg amat. Tapi tak per la kan business memang cam tuh. Tapi yg Paling Tak Boleh Diterima is Tipu Harga. Display lain, charge lain. Jgn mimpi la harga yg charge tu murah lagi.

 Arakian aku ternampak la promosi nih. Without hesitation, I amik DUA yg kaler purple tu. Tapi bila kat casher dua puluh empat ringgit lapan puluh sembilan sen.

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Restaurants and Cravings

The way to a man heart is sex, sex and sex thru the stomach did I already mention sex. As Malaysians, we talk about eating sex all the time. At 7am we plan for lunch. By 10am during brunch, we think of the place to go for teatime. During lunch, we plan for dinner. During teatime we think of supper. While eating dinner, we call our friends to set the time and place for tommorow's breakf.

People say Eat to Live. We practice Live to Eat (a lot while our blood pressure is still 110/80...). I also personally think that good food are always bad for health.

Okeh, just to share my place to makan in f(x) of craving and time.

Seafood - Restoron Parameswara, Umbai Pernu, Melaka. (Nasi Lemak with Siakap Steam)

Japanese - Sushi King.

Western - WTH, had too much of this while staying in UK Today almost puked went I saw someone had a Subway Sandwich. But would like to highlight Tony Romas (Grilled Ribs), TGI (Onion Sup), Cozy House, Great Eastern, Ampang (Chicken Chop) and Chills (1/4 pounder Burger). If it is middle of the month, BK Whopper and 1901 Chicago Beef are the best meals money can buy.

Italian - Nothing super in KL. Italiannies may be on top of the list. Italian-Japanese mix - Pasta Zanmai

Steamboat - Coca during end of month or Johnny's in economic crisis.

Nasi Lemak - Belakang Kelab Sultan Sulaiman, Kg Baru.

Nasi Kukus - Near Muzium in New Castle, Kelantan; Stall in front of Melati LRT station

Nasi Kandak - Hameediyah in Penang; Depan kedai 8 pagi in Gelugor

Roti Canai - Rasyid, Ampang; P9 Food Court.

Nasi Daun Pisang - Kanna, SS2 (don't forget to ask for the cili goreng)

3 Layer Tea - Kanna, SS2

General Lunch - A Hassan, Bangi; Nasi Ulam, Bangi; Masakan Ibu, Kg Dato Abu Bakar Baginda, Bangi in front of Permata.

Lala masak cili- Masakan Ibu, Kg Dato Abu Bakar Baginda, Bangi