iPhone, iPod and Macbook

Tech stuff in Malay sikit.

iPhone.
Sebagai rakyat Malaysia yg bergelumang (betul ker eja nih.. BM tak dapat A1 okeh, I sound silly talking in Malay, uuuuuwek) dengan perisian dan movie yg dicetak oleh lanun; saya mmg dah lama menjailbreakkan (meh kita melayukan perkataan nih = pecah dara penjara) iPhone saya semenjak di Ulu Kelang lagi. Malahan bukan satu yg dipecah penjarakan tetapi beberapa (lost count cehh). So, bagi yg ada iPhone official dari Maxjs soalannya berbunyi : ada apa dengan pecahpenjara? Ya, anda boleh memperkayaan aspek cetak lanun yg anda telah ceburi. up sikit dari org biasa yg hanya beli movie blue bluray di kaki 5 and beli game dlm plastic envelop kat Mines.

Masa kat Ulu Kelang, harga iPhone berkontrakkan pada Oksigen amat la murah. tapi kat Ulu kelang valley yg original nih, syarikat telekom bukan berlogokan monyet kuning meletakkan harga yg pada rasanya amatla pancung putus kepala and pijak2 pulak tuh...  ada ker bagi package paling murah 500MB.... itu baru 5 kali layan maria ozawa sebulan..... tak kira lagi Jav yg lain.... Lame on you. okeh dah tersesar dari tajuk. cerita ini hanya la fantasi semata.

okeh cam mana nak memecah penjarakan iPhone anda ( tak payah la gi cari lanun mata sepet yg pau free free jer dua tiga ratus duit simpanan BSN engko tuh)

prerequisit (melayu tak perkataan nih);
iPhone anda tak kira beli dari obersee atau ori dari Maxjs.
iPhone anda tak kirala pakai perisian cap 2 ker cap 3.. silap versi.
aku test pakai iPhone 3G jer... yg 3G(ass) tu gue tak tau.
"pecah penjara" disini bermaksud kasi boleh masuk perisian yg diprint oleh lanun dan boleh menSSHkan iPhone anda supaya boleh letak movie Maria Ozawa.
"membuka manga" atau om puteh panggil unlock bermaksud boleh anda boleh pakai sim kartu monyet kuning pada iPhone anda; samada anda pakai iPhone yg diselit masuk dari obersee ataupung iPhone yg dibawa masuk sah oleh Kastam dan dibayar setem hasil duti dan cukai membawa masuk barangan telekommunikasi dan elektronik.

1. kalau anda pakai komputer tetingkap versi XP, Vespa atau 7, anda boleh pakai perisian FREE bernama blackra1n atau dlm cam hang tuah versi ganu panggil hujang hitang tapi salah ejaang. Sangat sempoi perisian nih. satu klik jer, iPhone anda dah pecah dara penjara. Klik kedua diperlukan utk install si dia (okeh la tak semua patut dimelayukan Cydia aka app store lanun). Klik ketiga diperlukkan utk pilih salji hitam (tiada versi hang tuah kali nih) aka blanksn0w yg akan membuka manga iPhone anda. Tapi hujan hitam nih rasanya banyak kelemahan ie kalau iphone habis bateri sampai giler kering, maka anda perlu pecah penjara lagi. lame tapi simple and user friendly
cam OS tetingkap.

2. kalau anda sikit mamat/minah stylo milo poser yg ada komputer dari Apple, anda boleh pakai perisian 1337 read: elit yg ori dan pertama memecah penjarakan iPhone yg dipanggil Pwnagetool. Perisian nih selalunya paling cepat diupdate berkadaran dengan kecepatan kakitangan epal mengupdate versi perisian iPhone. Tapi kalau pakai pwnagetool nih banyak klik sikit and ambil masa almost 1 jam. Lepas tuh kalau salah klik agak nahas. (terimbau jap nahas masa kat Ulu Kelang dulu wahwahwah)

nak jadikkan setori, salah satu iphone yg dipecah penjarakan dolu di Ulu kelang nih terupdate la pada perisian versi 3.1.2 pada baseband original 5.11.7. Paling pantang iphone pecah penjara nih adalah terupdate perisian ori dari epal guna sayanada (okeh laaaa iTunes). So kalau anda memenuhi krateria tersebut 3.1.2 and 5.11.7 maka only one way to jailbreak now is hunjan hitam. Rasanya lanun Pwnagetool tgh hibernasi utk tak tidur malam bila keluarkan perisian versi 4 nanti.

iPod.
anak2 gue ada iPod satu... sebab kalau sorang main iPhone nanti sorang grumpy.. so terpaksa rela la ada satu iPok pulak. kalau ikutkan iPod hanya boleh di pecah penjarakan guna PwnageTool. tapi saya tidak melakukan perbuatan terkutuk tu sebab: ipok tu tak payah letak movie Maria Ozawa and kalau jatuh dalam longkang boleh gi claim warranty kat apple. ohhhhhhh ya.... paling penting.... warranty anda akan invalit kalau epal tau anda memecah penjara... tapi kalau epal msia tak tau la pulak secekap epal di ulu kelang.... dulu si pengkarya telah berjaya menukarkan kedua2 ipok dan iphone yg 'rosak' kat epal sana... dia cek2 pastu tu terus tukar kasi iphone and ipod yg baru lagi berkilat dalam masa 1 jam. rosak dlm inverted koma tuh sebab ceritanya terlalu panjang.

Macbook.
amatla daif nye si pengkarya belog nih tentang kecapaian kehebatan lanun antarabangsa. Dulu ingatkan kalau perisian epal nih semuanya ori saja tapi... kalau kote kail panjang sejengkal jangan lautan diduga. sekali kat mines tuh bersepah la pulak perisian dalam envelop plastic utk epal. Tetiba jer terkasima. dolu2 tak suka macbook sebab kununnya perisian dia semua ori saja cam PS3 nih (game mahal agung).. tapi sekawang tak lagi okeh.... dah la harga pung lebeh kurang laptop tetingkap biasa jer.... virus tak payah nak risau. hardware sehebat vaio... dem, terliur plak. RAM DDR3 okeh... what the what the... yg pasti hanya vaio and macbook jer selalunye melampaui zaman hardware yg digunapakai dlm laptop yg currently dijual. dolu masa RAM DDR, laptop vaio nih dah pakai DDR2. now macbook RM3599 dah siap DDR3 sedangkan hanya DDR2 bersepah kat lowyat tuh.

One day I'll have it all, muhahahahaha

I've looked up to many Japanese and European depiction of sexual act movies product ingenious and ingenuity designs. How Cisco creates defacto networking standards, how Microsoft cons the world with a lame operating system, how Coca Cola is the drink that every human being on earth and in space have tasted once in their lifetime & how.....

But nothing comes even close to the design and standard of Bayerische Motoren Werke aka BMW. 5 series yg baru nih klua cantik giler nak arwah. Dah la model series 3, 5, 7 and X6 yg sedia ada nih dah lawa klemeks. Boleh tergamak dia klua yang lagi lawa. Gua tabik spring kat designer dia. lepas tengok sneak peak video shot kat paultan.org aku almost nawaitu rafaal hadasil akhbari. Dulu dia klua konsep macam eagle. Lampu depan dia giler provoke. kalau kat highway kene cucuk konfirm pressure siot. Tapi kali ni boleh dia terpikir pulak nak buat ala ala shark jerung yg ganas... coding speachless beb...


So, satu hari nanti harap2nyer aku dapat jadi ahlil pengumpul kereta2 BMW kat msia nih. Teringat lah plak rumah jiran aku (tetiba mengaku jiran, boleh? :p ) kat gombak. banyak yg amat kereta BMW. Pakcik tu punya BMW paling uptodate. kat Munich baru klua, Msia tak masuk lagi dia mesti dah ada punya model tu. tapi sekarang mereka dan keluarga meraka dah pindah.tak dapek la sneakpreview live kat Gombak lagi :(. also, dulu kete baru mercedes gabak dia park kat luar pagar rumah jer. ada ker patut. blok jalan satu kampung.


So, utk gambar sila la ker http://paultan.org yer.

Need some Air

Drowning......

Road Tax Kereta

How many times have you seen hustler's barely legal this? It is good that Malaysia's Road Transport Dept incorporate a security sticker for our road tax smlm aku nampak kat road block JPJ, mamat tu lepaskan jer awek Myvi walaupun kete dia tinted tak hengat punya. Tapi bila nak tanggalkan sticker tu kadang2 koyak la or gam dia still ada terlekat kat windscreen kete Bentley aku. Punya la security.... in the end ramai yg biarkan jer roadtax lama tu lekat at the windscreen and that is why you can see byk cam gambar diatas.

But I've found out a great way to clean this:

Messy Windscreen meet WD40, WD40 meet Sticky windscreen

Just spray this and wipe the sticky gam and oily surface. don't get any funny ideas manupulating this tip while watching hustler's barely legal. pedih ok!!!!

Don't be bullied by Hypermarkets

Imagine MariaOzawa the senario where no more kedai runcit/serbaneka. There is only JessicaAlba and MeganFox Care4, Tesco and Asda (hmm kenapa tak der kat Msia eh). Harga kununnyer murah di Hypermarket. Semua org mai pakat beli sini sajer. Kedai runcit semua gulung tikar. End of days tinggal Hypermarket sajer and they have the power to set our groceries market price ikut mak bapak dia. Minggu lepas Sirup Ros 4 ringgit, minggu nih 7 ringgit. WTH!!! Turun sikit sini naik banyak sana. In the end kalau nak beli sirup kat Giant, burger kat Care4, telor kat tesco pulak. Marketing dia org nih licik yg amat. Tapi tak per la kan business memang cam tuh. Tapi yg Paling Tak Boleh Diterima is Tipu Harga. Display lain, charge lain. Jgn mimpi la harga yg charge tu murah lagi.

 Arakian aku ternampak la promosi nih. Without hesitation, I amik DUA yg kaler purple tu. Tapi bila kat casher dua puluh empat ringgit lapan puluh sembilan sen.

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Restaurants and Cravings

The way to a man heart is sex, sex and sex thru the stomach did I already mention sex. As Malaysians, we talk about eating sex all the time. At 7am we plan for lunch. By 10am during brunch, we think of the place to go for teatime. During lunch, we plan for dinner. During teatime we think of supper. While eating dinner, we call our friends to set the time and place for tommorow's breakf.

People say Eat to Live. We practice Live to Eat (a lot while our blood pressure is still 110/80...). I also personally think that good food are always bad for health.

Okeh, just to share my place to makan in f(x) of craving and time.

Seafood - Restoron Parameswara, Umbai Pernu, Melaka. (Nasi Lemak with Siakap Steam)

Japanese - Sushi King.

Western - WTH, had too much of this while staying in UK Today almost puked went I saw someone had a Subway Sandwich. But would like to highlight Tony Romas (Grilled Ribs), TGI (Onion Sup), Cozy House, Great Eastern, Ampang (Chicken Chop) and Chills (1/4 pounder Burger). If it is middle of the month, BK Whopper and 1901 Chicago Beef are the best meals money can buy.

Italian - Nothing super in KL. Italiannies may be on top of the list. Italian-Japanese mix - Pasta Zanmai

Steamboat - Coca during end of month or Johnny's in economic crisis.

Nasi Lemak - Belakang Kelab Sultan Sulaiman, Kg Baru.

Nasi Kukus - Near Muzium in New Castle, Kelantan; Stall in front of Melati LRT station

Nasi Kandak - Hameediyah in Penang; Depan kedai 8 pagi in Gelugor

Roti Canai - Rasyid, Ampang; P9 Food Court.

Nasi Daun Pisang - Kanna, SS2 (don't forget to ask for the cili goreng)

3 Layer Tea - Kanna, SS2

General Lunch - A Hassan, Bangi; Nasi Ulam, Bangi; Masakan Ibu, Kg Dato Abu Bakar Baginda, Bangi in front of Permata.

Lala masak cili- Masakan Ibu, Kg Dato Abu Bakar Baginda, Bangi